INS Rahav follows Dolphin, Leviathan, Tekumah and Tannin as Israel’s, among other functions, Made in (and partially paid for by) Germany doomsday device. What a thing.

In the gospel of America, there are no permanent conflicts.

Even though I was glad to get out of those areas I still have a soft spot for them.

I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.

As far as we’re concerned, war always means failure.

The daily activities most associated with happiness are having sex, socializing after work and having dinner. The daily activity most injurious to happiness is commuting.

The United States is too big a country, too important a country, too gracious a country to have permanent enemies.

Trust your own maps with your life.

The term “law of nature” illustrates just how young — and perhaps still fragile — science is.

Being an artist allows one to pay tribute to the things one loves.

To map between dissimilar data structures, a more powerful data representation is needed.

Lordy, I’m such a pagan.

I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

We used to choose which stories to read in our newspaper. Now we choose the newspapers in which to read our story.

The march towards self-determination can only be embarked on by a people with democratic aspirations and goals.

The duel ruins it because all of a sudden Scaramanga seems like an idiot.

The sedentary life… is the real sin against the holy spirit.

Writing, like most everything else good in life, revolves around flow and rhythm.

Out of my head all the time; in the bid for a rhyme.

I can’t live in a place where dogs require leashes. On the other hand, I need to be within walking distance of a cafe.

One of the few benefits of being a journalist is that you’re not in the Army.

Do you understand? A bad visitor wants to go sleep, and that doggie making mess? Visitor‘s gonna give you big kick.

Make dinner before lunch.

My feeling about the so-called occupied territories is that there was a war, Israel urged neighboring countries not to get involved in it once it started, they all jumped in, and they lost a lot of real estate to Israel because Israel prevailed in that conflict.

Write a book on how to write a book.

An organization that wins by exercising power starts to lose the ability to win by doing better work.

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Pragmatism works in theory but not in practice.

Only my sickness brought me to reason.

The most democratic and fair way of choosing candidates is by committee.

Be free, belong, believe!

In comedy you are the joke whilst over in tragedy the joke is on you.

The biggest tragedy is muteness.

Long before Israel resembled America, America resembled Israel.

Let me be clear: I believe people of goodwill on all sides can find common ground between the absurdly implausible caricatures I attribute to them on a daily basis.

The difference is psychological tricks.

It’s easier to hold to your principles 100% of the time than it is to hold to them 98% of the time.

How am I not myself?

Momentum has its own momentum.

Life is comprised of sevens, and there aren’t that many of them.

Literature is an act of revenge that aspires to elegy.

Calling something evil is to say that it is one’s duty to eradicate it.

Where God speaks, the Tao is sexy.

Only artists, and especially those of the theater, have… taught us the art of viewing ourselves as heroes… Perhaps one should concede a similar merit to the religion that made men see the sinfulness of every single individual through a magnifying glass.

A yoga day never dips below 7 and is usually an 8.

People get raped everywhere by every kind of person.

Low-density sprawl is ill-fitted to a creative, postindustrial economy.

How much social capital America gains by its religion of enfranchisement; how stupid can peoples be to ignore this?

Equal distribution of libidinous drives between homo- and heterosexuality does not exist, simply because homosexuality is not a drive but a defense mechanism.

At least things aren’t going so well that I need fear, “From good fortune, disaster.”

If you need a horoscope to tell the future, you HAVE no future.

Civilization… is the conscious forefront of evolution.

You cannot eliminate religion from the psyche of mankind. If you suppress it in one form, it merely re-emerges in another.

The Turk is proud of his German; the German of his English; and the English-speaker of his French.

Myths rely on truth for their power.

The novel’s success lies in its own sensitiveness.

It has a right to defend itself. It doesn’t follow that it has a right to defend itself by force.

The sage seeks wisdom for his heart; the artist seeks wisdom for others’.

It’s so important to launch fast that it may be better to think of your initial version not as a product, but as a trick for getting users to start talking to you.

It’s easier to modify appetites than to curtail them.

You’re diminutive, for sure.

We need only live enough to write the rest convincingly.

What’s good for Israel is good for the world.

Florence is going to Paris.

The Protestant faith: success is evidence of integrity.

Science fiction provides shortcuts to profundity.

He took his work for granted and so he succeeded at it.

The isolationism of the Left stems from the conviction that America is bad for the rest of the world, whereas the isolationism of the Right is based on the belief that the rest of the world is bad for America.

If you want to be somebody nowadays, you’d better start by getting in touch with your inner nobody, because nobody likes a somebody who can’t prove they’ve been nobody all along.

I feel like another joint while doing it, but I know that it makes me dry and bleary as well as sensuous and special.

Space is the breath of art.

The more routine I can make the basic practical aspects of my life, the more I am able to be energetic—and spontaneous—about intellectual and other things.

Marketing is about values.

My biggest expense? Not billing.

Ah, the persuasiveness of wretchedness.

The trick is acquiring humility without having become wretched.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

The two classic errors in predicting the future of a technology shift are to overestimate its short-term impact and underestimate its long-term impact.

We either take each other for everything we are or leave the life we’ve made behind and make a brand new start.

Glamour is to life as life is to everything else.

More is often more.

Always carry treats.

Keep the cave.

It is now anachronistic to sport no anachronisms.

Like many rationalists, I’m a Pisces.

It’s hope so there’s got to be some truthfulness to it.

The legacy of liberal individualism is the restoration of the very absolutism that it originally sought to overthrow—a philosophical tragedy.

Don’t scorn fashion, for ‘tis the celebration of the age, and what else is one to do with one’s time?

I like what the Middle East has become. The inevitabilities are being processed and Iran is more isolated than ever.

I’m not passing the buck; this is someone else’s decision.

Western rational thought is not an innate human characteristic; it is a learned ability.

If you are a native of the rainforest you learn to distinguish many sorts of leaves. We learn to distingush many different typefaces.

If you foolishly ignore beauty, you’ll soon find yourself without it. Your life will be impoverished. But if you wisely invest in beauty, it will remain with you all the days of your life.

The fridge is cool.

Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity.

In advanced societies, thinking that tea, coffee, alcohol, and manufactured beverages are desirable for the purely natural water needs of the daily “stressed” body is an elementary but catastrophic mistake.

There’s a simple measure of sanity in housing prices: the ratio of median home price to income.

Fine line it is between Yoda and Gollum.

The interest of tone is the interest of manners, and the interest of manners is the interest of morals, and the interest of morals is the interest of civilization.

The difference between the judgment of a great critic and that of a semi-literate censorious fool lies in its range of inferred or cited reference, in the lucidity and rhetorical strength of articulation or in the accidental addendum which is that of a critic who is a creator in his own right.

Rejoice your vocabulary!

The very expression ‘scientifically proven’ is a contradiction in terms.

If past experience holds true, I will probably write an hour a day and spend eight hours a day biting my knuckle and worrying about not writing.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Design: the marriage of ergonomics and aesthetics.

Look out for 1957 week.

A man commonly saunters a little in turning from one sort of employment to another.

Some loathsome facsimile of integrity won’t let me have sex in dreams if I’m not having any in life.

Sit as little as possible.

A gifted mimic, he nonetheless eschews regional accents for comic effect.

Your rash is your bowels and your bowels is your rash.

It’s good consolation to know that good times passed were actively and consistently recognized at the time to be good.

We are that part of creation that seeks to know all creation.

Marxism is shit, the last of Christian shit.

Environmentalism is in fact a perfect 21st century remapping of traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs and myths.

Without all the frills, the human body is quite economical to operate.

The truest religion is a language.

To know and feel what is good and right for you—that alone is princely.

There’s nothing here but volcanoes.

So Charlie looked away, too, and tried to buck himself up by considering the glories of his surroundings.

It was one of the few times in my life that I realized that the artist is much ahead of me.

Invert, always invert.

Lettuce become thy pita;spinach thy mince; cucumber thy cracker.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I don’t build a house without predicting the end of the present social order.

I prefer you farting than saying these stupid things.

First, a nation has to have a good operating system: laws, regulations and property rights.

The golden ratio, that is old-fashioned.

Enjoys giving paprika.

Problems which bring solutions often bring about your best material.

Once I’ve spoken the spell is broken.

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.

Only artists can fully audience.

A smile is a valium beam.

It’s OK to have a thought without writing it down.

Let us not forget that nature is utterly monstrous.

Let’s start calling it genderism and come up with a more exciting meaning for sexism.

A deep and intimate relationship with the security forces of the new Iraqi state is likely to be a significant asset for American foreign policy well into the future.

I am less and less capable of intellectual engagement with contemporary fiction because I feel like I’ve been had when I do so: the very process of literary analysis legitimizes a body of work that I feel is unworthy of such attention.

If land for peace seems a wrongheaded policy for a large country, it is obviously far more so for a small one.

We like to do things together even though I think she’s a stupid cunt.

The religious orthodox credo: think not lest ye be thunk about.

I would rather sit in front of a machine fighting through a writer’s block than I would do anything else.

Wonderful, wonderful person. That was my son.

Be not weary in well doing, for in due time you will reap, if you faint not.

In the age of the global village James Bond is the chivalrous knight about town.

Israel has no business not being in the Sinai.

He had a bad conscience because he had not taken revenge.

He was judged by the color of his skin rather than the content of his character.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Home is not where you live; it’s where your friends are.

Judgments are tragic expressions of unmet needs.

We can’t have chaps walking around saying Muslims are violent because they’ll go bananas and smash the place up.

What is the pitiable chatter of American flat- and muddle-heads to me?

Instead of concentrating on fat, you should carefully watch how much protein from prepared food you are eating.

Manhood first, and then gentleness.

Depression is cancer of the thought.

I am especially leery when people who loudly and implausibly assert that anti-Semitism isn’t a problem anymore make harsh and unbalanced criticisms about the world’s only Jewish state.

All orthodoxies believe that if you do the right thing, in the right way, at the right time, you will probably end up in possession of the right frame of mind.

Being pro-Palestinian… [is] moral onanism.

At the end of the day you have to do what’s right, and it was either living with myself or being happy.

There seems to be something in the cheesy romanticism of Latin American culture that really appeals to Russians.

Bureaucracies temporarily reverse the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In a bureaucracy, it’s easier to make a process more complex than to make it simpler, and easier to create a new burden than kill an old one.

We’ve been waiting millennia for film.

Hubris. Is it believing one is exempt, or knowing one isn’t and proceeding nonetheless?

If inertia is the dominant factor during most of life, then momentum must be during quickenings.

Most people will play-act in order to get what they want. But all I want is freedom from ever having to play-act.

No other animal on earth could do this. Maybe beavers. But not like this.

The Holocaust reminds America of its calling, Europe of its fragility.

The best thing about New York is that the best thing about New York is its people.

There actually are things to be said in favor of the exception, provided that it never wants to become the rule.

The further away you are from the Lonely Planet-clutching swarms of Israelis the more fun you will have.

Please don’t shouldify every entertainment.

One of the world’s really important divides lies between nations that react well to accidents and nations that do not.

I know the feeling of the Jew who leaves these dungeons—and breathes the air of Jerusalem. He feels at home, he feels safe, feels the terrible difference between one who lives in his country, his homeland, in a country which is capable of defending his life — to one who stood alone, defenseless against bestial men.

Parsley—a cure for burn?

Regarding terrorists, one cannot be both a murderer and a martyr.

Vinegar, the conservative preservative.

If I’m facing a choice, I always know I’m standing in the wrong place.

I think humor delineates who your friends really are.

Britain, with Charlies Darwin and Adam Smith, gives us at long last not narrative but algorithmic cosmology and sociology.

Two great modern inventions are the rock concert and the rollercoaster, for with them returned to earth the sound of women screaming en masse in glee and worship.

The quickest way to still the mind is to move the body.

I help people as a work on myself and I work on myself to help people.

The only character to appear in all four Python films (And Now for Something Completely Different, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life and Life of Brian) is God.

The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage.

The teenager is a problem of over-gregarious life.

The key characteristic of the logic of strategy is that it’s paradoxical and contradictory right through.

To joy, via habituated glee. Or to glee, via habituated joy?

The opponents of homosexual marriage feel much more strongly about the issue than the supporters.

The center of moral gravity in world politics has decisively moved from the cause of greater equality in the rich countries to that of greater opportunity in the poor ones.

Order means delight.

It only ends once; anything that happens before that is just progress.

There is no glamour without solitude.

In the foster home my hair was my room.

It’s not being I get sick and tired of, not at all; it’s my thoughts.

It don’t mean a pittance if it ain’t got that resonance.

It must suck not to have lips.

Everything you’re doing I’m doing in heels.

I still can’t decide which is simpler: a single wall interrupted by a door, which is arguably three things, or a door next to a wall, which is definitely two.

Life is surely best as discoveries of new things to love. Socratic or not?

To be pro-Israel is to be pro-hope.

In content metadata and hierarchies… you will often find a goldmine of implicit and explicit data that you can leverage to creatively contextualize content.

Spontaneity requires the trampoline of a plan.

Design is the expression of style, style of philosophy.

Somehow I must get the elements of my soul locked into proper position so that I, as the world, am in good and proper relations with the world.

“You should” is the rudest.

If your work really is your life, and that things like friendship, and language, and travel, and bohemia are also the work, then you really are lucky.

Success: when the current book I’m reading can express the essence of the previous.

I am led to religion because twinkle from surroundings is not constant.

They are lost who ask whether animals have souls, for all animals do — except arguably men, grown with language.

One nefarious invention is the tweezers, good only for perpetuating bad habits.

Not even Friday afternoons can offer sanctuary from dangerous or ill-considered policy choices.

Let the day end.

Occasionally you may have to go to a hospital or to a restaurant.

Whereas Western medicine may heroically rescue us, Chinese medicine can protect and preserve our health day to day.

Outdoors, hat on; indoors, shoes off.

To attempt to impose European-style centralized government on a third of a billion people from Maine to Hawaii is to invite failure on a scale unknown to history.

The English feel a special sympathy for folly committed in the name of loyalty to an utterly outmoded code of conduct.

You only have to discipline yourself long enough to change your standards.

O, reason not the need!

The most unromantic thing is to accuse someone of being unromantic.

It’s hard to do a really good job on anything you don’t think about in the shower.

Perhaps the mistake we make is to continue to regard them as an Anglo Saxon people. That blood is very much watered down now; they are a Latin-Slav mixture, with a fair amount of German and Irish. They are impatient, mercurial, panicky.

I couldn’t think of anything worse. Though it could be good fun.

Do I not know what to do?

Writers should engage in politics only enough to protect themselves from politics.

Is there any pleasure like sitting comfortably in Israel’s hills, a book open by an American, and meditating on England?

Success is due generally to discipline, which is merely action leavened with order.

The most dangerous way to lose time is not to spend it having fun, but to spend it doing fake work.

The Bond movies tend to go downhill once you see henchmen in jumpsuits.

What Brando did for the cinema and Elvis did for music, Shatner did for the small screen.

We are our Archives.

When the need arises – and it does – you must be able to shoot your own dog.

Buildings, too, are children of the Earth and Sun.

It makes increasingly less sense even to talk about a publishing industry, because the core problem publishing solves — the incredible difficulty, complexity, and expense of making something available to the public — has stopped being a problem.

Web folk—the least experienced designers out there—are taking on some of the most difficult design challenges.

Without the fear of God and the love of the republic, all we have to check our behavior is the fear of the police.

There’s just something about moving, breathing and sweating. It’s like God’s reset button.

With the advent of Israel, anti-Semitism is more detrimental to its practitioners than to Jews.

When you try to dodge ownership of a problem, when you try to hide from responsibility, life will give you ownership and responsibility the hard way.

If extraterrestrial lifeforms visited our world and said,“Show us the song of your people,” this would be that song.

Remember, we are still in the 6th day.

Obama’s mispronunciation [of “corpsman”] is a pithier summation of the State of the Union than any of the dreary 90-minute sludge he paid his speechwriters for.

It’s easy to be clever. But the really clever thing is to be simple.

Coffee spreads darkness. Tea is wholesome only in the morning.

Sauna:drug-free altered-state pod.

Life is not a burden, but we make it one when we refuse to accept things as they are.

In fairy tales we get three wishes. In life we get one and it gets the rest.

To paraphrase what Lincoln said about slavery, if cruelty to animals is not wrong then nothing is wrong.

Editing is the natural place of man.

Entertainment is denial.

Jewish Prayer and Torah study are the yin and yang of religious life.

Whistling is musical onanism.

Happier is the man who has introduced his mind’s oral fixation to his body’s need of water.

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

The intensity of a memory is generally determined by the people one’s with.

Being in Italy is—sadly for my high-falutin’ ambitions — mostly just a nuisance.

The natural world, rightly studied, unlocks the soul, and the soul, once opened, yields truths about the moral structure of the universe.

Work is more fun than fun.

The essence of Zionism is to meet destruction with construction.

Instead of doing the right thing, I will try to say it.

Tears are the water that nourishes life after loss.

In a modern, liberal society, religious observance does not “take away” choice. It is a choice.

A successful nation has to be, to one degree or another, a romance.

Any fool can fast, but it takes a wise man to break a fast properly.

Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.

Constraints amount tothe solution half-built.

Gentile ethics entails ought implies can, while in Jewish ethics can implies don’t.

Balance, that’s the secret. Moderate extremism.

If I rise before 6am it’s hard to be depressed, whereas if I rise after 10am it’s hard to be relaxed.