UK-related Parries
December 2008
Short-circuiting Place-based Longing
If there is one tangible benefit to having lived in a variety of places it’s that it furnishes evidence of the futility of longing to be elsewhere.
September 2008
Encounter at Wetherspoone’s
As if those glass double doors belong to a wild saloon wherein one must repulse brigands just for a peaceful drink.
August 2008
A Crawl Across Crawley, Part 1
Irit, the Jam and I walk from Brighton to Gatwick Airport.
March 2008
Clash of the Midgets
My phone! One of the reasons I didn’t want an iPhone is that I’m invested in the T9 text entry method and like it. But while I do like the Nokia N95’s slider, it creates discomfort when entering text because all the weight in the phone is further up.
January 2008
I Do Like Mondays
First procedure: clean out the 2-cup mokka from the previous usage. The sink here is metal and I enjoy lightly bashing the coffee holder against it to knock the damp grains out then putting them in the rubbish before swilling out the remains under the tap. The sound is just the same as baristas make in cafes.
December 2007
Tony Blair and the Four-State Vision
Ariel Sharon’s disengagement policy reflected an understanding that ownership of the Palestinian issue is shared with Egypt and Jordan. Once Tony Blair acquires this view, he can help facilitate an end to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
October 2007
Jam and bread, Jam and bread, Jam and bread!
In retrospect, my dog Maddie had a simpler life; the big adventures of uprooting only came in the last year of her life, whereas her offspring Jam has spent over a third of hers here in Italy, with her fixtures — first Maddie and then me — falling away.
August 2007
A Ride to Gatwick Airport
Gatwick is my airport now, largely unchanged since 1986, so it now looks tawdry. Airports. They’re so charged, so symbolic, and so empty once you’re at one; I dream of them often.
July 2007
Busy, Busy City
There’s a bridge in London’s St. James’s park where you can see Buckingham Palace at one end of the pond and Whitehall at the other, with the London Eye behind. Whitehall looked less a thumping fast haven for bureaucrats than a fairytale town, with the improbable slowly-moving Eye completing the fantasy.
First Time in this House All Day
One reaction (in The Times) to Islamist terrorist doctors: “Nowhere can inequality be so devastatingly stark as in a well-resourced British hospital.” So now we know: it’s understandable that after removing an annoying woman’s varicose veins, why, one sets a car alight and drives it into an airport departure hall.
May 2007
My City to Your City
A bunch of loud white kids came running down from the promenade shouting vilely to each other. I was reminded of El Topo (we saw it yesterday at the fabulous Duke of York cinema) and I was reminded of the scene when the three bandits gradually build up their cackling harassment of the man in black as he rides into their valley.
Shite on Brighton
“Like many provincial towns,” the Private Eye reviewer stabs, “Brighton, as depicted in this hacked-together tribute, defines itself more by what it isn’t than by what it is. It’s not London, for one thing.”
April 2007
Wetherspoones and Raisins
No that’s not right, said I, sipping strong tea just brewed. Klement wanted me to read over an email he wrote. “Thank you for taking your time to interview me,” it began. My Dad also called to tell me of his new socks.
Now the Sailors are Safe, Pursue the Matter
Even though the British government did a great job in getting the kidnapped soldiers back, that is the first step, not the last. Such piracy must cost dearly in order to discourage the Iranians (or anyone else) from doing anything like it again.
I Like it Here
Brighton lacks the buzz of a global city like London but it is vivacious and though it has its uglinesses it has elegant and even lovely parts.
British Press on Pending Hostage Release
“Extraordinary scenes as Iran frees sailors”— The Telegraph. “Iran releases 15 as ‘gift’ to Britain”— The Times. Strangely, it’s the left-wing papers who seem less naive and and demonstrate understanding that it ain’t over ‘till it’s over. “Iran announces release of British sailors”— The Independent; and “Iran to release sailors tomorrow”— The Guardian.
March 2007
Tent of Contempt
Last night we saw a totally-covered woman exiting an apartment building. The man was dressed normally but she was a black shroud, as ominous as the Lost opening titles except not as sexy. Or is the issue just one of degree, that people normalized to this garb find a Western street as naked as I find a German sauna? No. A uniform that hides the face is madness, diabolical.
First Full Day
When you’re on a fast you’ve always got a topic on hand. My breath for instance has become a bizarre concoction of horrendousness signalling detoxification has commenced.
A Passage to Sauna
Am I the only man who enjoys standing up and doing things in the sauna? I do the first few Bikram Yoga poses. Works great in the super heat, but with my towel wrapped around my head to stop my nostrils from burning I think I upset people when bending over.
Starbucks, Ginger Bastards and Podcasts
Among the top stories here in Britain today are the (not) racist comments of Tory frontbencher Patrick Mercer regarding life in the Army. He was summarily fired from his shadow ministerhood, despite his Black fellow soldiers coming to his defence. All this does is show up David Cameron as a lightweight.
A Walk to the Station
It’s 4pm. The next train to Lewes is at 4:10pm. The cheap day return ticket, £3.60, rolls out of the machine thanks to a credit card. Then tea from a kiosk. All is well.
Poaching a Method to Complement Microwaved Spinach
One cannot yet fully take up with Rob Manuel’s findings in his epic ‘How to Poach an Egg’. Tried his clingfilm method but the ex-ovals merely stuck to the plastic instead. All this plus my prediction of the next American president.
February 2007
Fat and Foecal
We defaecate into convenient porcelein pools of water, and with a pull of a chain the mess is gone. Yet if it were not gone so quickly and easily, might we be a bit more circumspect about what we eat?
Reminds Me of Tel Aviv
You get to a stage in life where you are already formed by the past. Thoughts and dilemmas about place are either central questions or a distraction from real issues.
Fly the Blag
Ryanair has brought human wretchedness to the skies. Rather than existing on a privileged plane, with Ryanair you stew in a poisoned atmosphere, feeling you’re only there because you can’t afford to fly a better airline (leading you to ponder the lifelong mistakes that led you to such poverty) while the staff seem only to be there because they can’t get hired by a better airline. Even the website looks ugly on purpose.
December 2003
Bob Monkhouse Dies
Bob Monkhouse wasn’t ever really very funny, and if you tried to find him funny you ended up finding him sickening, but there was something completely captivating as well.
UK-related Photos
Latmag does UK
May 2005
David Pryce-Jones, “Jews, Arabs, and French Diplomacy: A Special Report”
The Zionists Must Understand
“ The Zionists must understand once and for all that there can be no question of constituting an independent Jewish state in Palestine, or even forming some sovereign Jewish body. ”
August 2003
George Orwell, a letter (the new book referred to is 1984)
You Have to Leave Glasgow about 8am
“ We also have to shoot rabbits when the larder gets low, and grow vegetables, though of course I haven’t been here long enough to get much return from the ground yet, as it was simply a jungle when I got here. With all this you can imagine that I don’t do much work however I have actually begun my new book and hope to have done four or five chapters by the time I come back in October. ”
And on the Trail
Wed 11 Apr ’12
In The American Interest, a clearly written explanation of why America’s economy will roar back (well, enough of it). Serve with this, from the London Review of Books, an overview of Karl Marx’s prescience.
Tue 3 Apr ’12
List of shame. Among the morally impaired UK luvvies requesting a boycott of Habimah are Jonathan Miller and Alexei Sayle.
Wed 28 Mar ’12
Fri 23 Mar ’12
Sober and crisp analysis of Britain’s 2012 budget from an income tax perspective.
Mon 20 Feb ’12
Nice review of Scorsese’s documentary on George Harrison, Living in the Material World. “Scorsese is making a film about something that matters, but never quite succeeds in conveying that.” Here’s Variety’s smarter review.
Sat 28 Jan ’12
On the enduring appeal of Sherlock Holmes by John Pemble.
Marxist academic Slavoj Žižek on what are not proletarian protests but protests against the threat of being reduced to proletarians.
Wed 18 Jan ’12
Video tribute to Brighton shot as a series of stills.
Mon 2 Jan ’12
Pico Iyer on travel writing.
Fri 16 Dec ’11
Sun 11 Dec ’11
Scotland’s early industrialisation produced great wealth and great poverty and after two centuries is yet to tackle that fundamental inequity. Lesley Riddoch compares Scotland’s failure and Finland’s success.
An argument that at the euro summit Cameron overplayed his hand.
Sun 4 Dec ’11
“European “normality” was based to a large extent on West German “abnormality”. Now that the reunified Germany is becoming more “normal”, it is undermining European “normality.” A sobering analysis of Deutsch affairs by Tony Corn.
Fri 18 Nov ’11
Sat 29 Oct ’11
Remember Alan Partridge’s masterful narration of The Spy Who Loved Me. So far there isn’t anybody who’s performed it quite so well. Actually, probably better this way.
Fri 21 Oct ’11
Dead. Qua-daffy. The NYT’s potted (and potty) history. “By the time he was done, Libya had no parliament, no unified military command, no political parties, no unions, no civil society and no nongovernmental organizations.”
Fri 14 Oct ’11
Will Self walks the diameter of London [requires registration at the London Review of Books — do it, people!].
Designs to replace Britain’s electricity pylons.
Sun 9 Oct ’11
Mon 26 Sep ’11
Conrad Black, facing more jail time, remains irrepressible.
Tue 13 Sep ’11
Can you spot in this new McDonald’s commercial when they transition from the UK to the US?
Sat 27 Aug ’11
Stunningly good piece by Amir Oren in Haaretz on the British in Libya.
Mon 22 Aug ’11
I’ve been subjected to the horror that is contemporary BBC Radio 1 lately, wherein they talk about the #1 single. I was skeptical, but it turns out the UK charts are real, and more singles are sold than ever.
Thu 11 Aug ’11
Sun 24 Jul ’11
Vivid, loving portrait of the beach at Brighton that gets in some of my own favorites, like Jack and Linda’s Smokehouse.
Fri 25 Mar ’11
Libya, Yemen, Syria, Jordan, Bahrain, Oman and Saudi Arabia: all artificial states that could disintegrate.
Thu 13 Jan ’11
Sun 3 Oct ’10
Animals on the London Underground — awesome!
Sat 7 Aug ’10
Saxondale tells The Sun how it is — an in-character interview.
Tue 27 Jul ’10
In Turkey, Cameron calls Gaza a ‘prison camp’. Aha. There goes some moral credibility — that was quick.
Mon 12 Jul ’10
Another wonderful blog post by Walter Russell Mead, this time hoping that the blogosphere find a not-so-distant mirror in 18th-century London.
Tue 8 Jun ’10
Could Americans get yob disease? (Comments are more insightful than the article itself.)
Sun 23 May ’10
Typical UK-based coverage: Jewish settlements have “eaten vast tracts” of a “only a sliver of occupied land”. How does this work?
Tue 13 Apr ’10
“Hash browns, yes or no?” “Never. They’re American.” On the English breakfast and thereby Britain itself.
Mon 1 Mar ’10
Tue 26 Jan ’10
Dr Mercola’s most in-depth article ever. Here’s the skinny on high fructose corn syrup.
Sun 24 Jan ’10
Jeffrey Goldberg interviews Elliott Abrams on Israel. On boycotts, Europeans’ “prejudices against the Jewish state are unconquerable.” On whether war crimes were in fact committed in Gaza, the main mistake was not going in sooner. Refreshingly robust.
Fri 4 Dec ’09
Brighton to Victoria on the train for £3. I’ve done it, though had to enjoy a veggie English Breakfast at Victoria’s Wetherspoone’s while waiting for London to open.
Tue 1 Dec ’09
The Cameron Way: What American conservatives should learn from the British Tory leader, by Joseph Loconte in National Review.
Sat 31 Oct ’09
Language extinction – Fall/full-McWhorter-Fall-2009.html, a case for not getting too upset by.
Fri 31 Jul ’09
EasyJet begins Luton-Tel Aviv flights in November, 2009. With a suitcase, the all-inclusive cost of a return flight is £135, less than half of current prices!
Tue 23 Jun ’09
Sun 21 Jun ’09
Tirade against Britain by Iran’s foreign minister, Manoucher Mottaki. The mid-sized Satan?
Wed 29 Apr ’09
Tue 28 Apr ’09
Spengler’s first as David P Goldman, lamenting what seems the end of Anglo-Saxon dominance.
Sun 12 Apr ’09
The Telegraph and The Times on Heston Blumenthal’s Little Chef at Popham.
Sun 22 Mar ’09
“Tough Times in EUtopia”: a pessimistic survey in The Weekly Standard on how Europe is faring up in the financial crisis.
Thu 19 Mar ’09
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